UPDATE: As requested by several, I've uploaded one that's a wee bigger. 1600px tall for your downloading pleasure.
Full Title: The Happy Accidents of the Suspended Oscillation Device.
Alternate title: Foliage everywhere
holy crap 
So! This is a silly reproduction of the classic painting
Les Hasards Heureux de l'Escarpolette (a.k.a. The Happy Accidents of the Swing) by the master Jean-Honoré Fragonard. Obvious difference being that mine is ridiculous and Mass Effect themed.
Why, though? For
's
Romance DLC project, that's why. Go check it out. Also: for lols. Once I thought of Kaidan as the clueless Old Husband and Garrus as the Young Lover In The Bushes, I laughed and laughed and laughed. And I am a creature mostly driven by whimsy.
I regret having to put Shepard in a frilly pink dress, but there just wasn't a good way to subtract that from the composition. I tried to compensate for that by putting her in golden combat boots. +10% fancy damage, amirite?
Also, lemme know if anyone wants a bigger size of this uploaded. I'm never sure what looks good to everyone else because I work at a weird resolution. Buh.
PS. Oh hey, while I'm still getting attention for this, on the subject of a theoretical Romance DLC:
Needs moar Lorik Qui'in. That is all.
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Anyway, this is awesome.
I love you. People need to do this more.
I love the details you've hidden, as well as reading about the "Bergère hat" from the Wikipedia link - strangely appropriate.